15 Crazy Groupie Confessions About Sleeping With Their Favourite Stars
We all have fantasies. From innocent teenage crushes to deep rooted sexual awakenings, we’ve all wondered what it would be like to sleep with one of our favourite stars. Whether you’re into rock music, pop, country or if actors are your thing – don’t lie. We have all had those dreams. Unfortunately for most of us, that’s just what they stay – dreams. Unless you’re prepared to really go above and beyond to try and bed your famous crush, they remain unattainable.
However, if you’re dedicated to the cause and prepared to throw away a little self-worth, then the world is your oyster. Bedding that star might be more achievable than you initially thought. But how? Well, there are a variety of ways that groupies weasel their way backstage and into the pants of that musician. Thankfully for the rest of us who prefer to stay at home and keep those fantasies to ourselves, there are those particular few out there who have done the deed and told the story.
A couple of Reddit threads have popped up over the last few years which have spilled the beans on what it’s like to share a bed with the rich and famous. Funnily enough, girls are far more inclined to tell all than guys, but there is one surprising female in the list.
Let’s take a look at 15 Craziest Groupie Confessions After Sleeping With Their Favourite Stars.
15. DRAKE
As it turns out, smooth operator Drake has a thing for Miami girls. ‘I met him at a hookah place down in Miami, and at the time had NO idea who he was…He called me over to his table for a smoke and some vodka. After a few drinks, he convinced me to go back to his condo he had in town. When we got to his condo he was offering some wine and smoke. After smoking, we started heavy making out. Then he pushed my head down to…you know. I didn’t mind. From there, it went to the bedroom, and let me tell you. Boy knows what he’s doing in bed. He’s very much a pleaser, but he does get off on being a bit rough. He was a gentleman the whole time. We text every once in a while now, nothing serious.’
14. JENNIFER COOLIDGE AKA STIFLER’S MOM
Jennifer Coolidge has made a name for herself as Stifler’s mom in the American Pie franchise. Just in case you’ve managed to avoid the series so far, her character frequently beds younger men, including her son’s friends. In the real world, she may be a little closer to her character than you might think – ‘Not me, I’m lucky to ever even get with non-celebrities, but a pretty good friend of mine had [a good time] with Jennifer Coolidge (Stifler’s mom) this year. He’s only 27 and she’s 52 so the ‘prowling cougar’ character she’s famous for may be kinda accurate. He gets embarrassed if you bring it up, but I’m like, dude, you banged the quintessential MILF, there’s an entire genre of [dirty magazines] named after the term that person popularized, own up to it with pride!’
13. Tommy Lee
The drummer for glam rock group Motley Crue, Tommy Lee has never made it a secret that he likes being “naughty”. From the leaked tape of him and his then wife Pamela Anderson, Tommy quickly made a name for himself as the bad boy of rock. In the 90’s, Tommy supposedly hooked up with one woman who actively sought to bed him. ‘It was after the sex tape had come out and I guess during a time when Tommy wasn’t with Pam, but I just had a really bad thing for him. I lived in LA at the time, and basically went down to the Rainbow Room where I knew he would eventually show up. I must’ve been there for two weeks straight, every evening. Anyway, when I saw him I went up to him and told him I wanted to bang him. We went back to a house party and ended up….you know. He offered me $500 to get a Motley Crue tattoo but I turned him down.’
12. JUSTIN BIEBER
‘In summer of 2013 my friends and I met Justin Bieber at Muzik Nightclub in Toronto,’ wrote one user. ‘One of my friends ended up leaving with Justin and his boys to go back to The Hazelton Hotel. She ended up sleeping with Justin…and multiple boys from his crew. There were like 5 girls there and they made them all sign contracts and took their cellphones away. He referred to himself as JB and made everyone sit around and listen to him sing for like an hour and continuously smoked a ton of weed. Too funny.’ Wow, little JB has certainly grown up since the release of Baby, hasn’t he?
11. JOHN MAYER
Lothario John Mayer has had a few mentions on the internet when it comes to loving his fans in the literal sense. In one comment, it’s stated – ‘A girl I knew in college ‘slept’ with John Mayer after the concert for Virginia Tech. I say ‘slept’ because he had her lie down on the bed, then he jacked off on her. Then he just left.’ Romance isn’t dead after all. Another user claims that she started hooking up with Mayer after a different gig, and when things got heated he leaned in to hear ear and whispered, ‘Show me your butthole.’ It was unfortunately never specified if the butthole was shown.
10. HARRY STYLES
6. LMFAO
Another odd couple that surface a lot on internet threads regarding celebrity naughty tapes is the duo, LMFAO. The pair are uncle and nephew, but apparently this doesn’t stop them frequently engaging in threesomes together. ‘A girl in my city f***ed LMFAO. Yes, both of them. She said she woke up with a free t-shirt and they had paid for her breakfast. The reason I and generally everyone in high school at the time knew was because she posted a selfie in bed with them directly to her Facebook. She even used it as her profile picture the night of their concert in our town. Some people I know screen shotted it, unfortunately I did not.’
5. RON WHITE
Do you know that rumor about comedians being able to laugh someone into bed? It may well be true – ‘I know a girl who had sex with Ron White (I know, right? shudder). She said, “It was very pink” when referring to his dong, but said he smoked her out with some super dank weed and had a fat stash to boot. “I ended up meeting him while I was working at the bar downtown that I worked at, gave him my number because, why the hell not, it’s not like I’m ever going to see him again. He texted me a little while later saying he was waiting for his flight at the airport and asked me to send him naked pics. I didn’t, but I had a nice laugh about the whole thing.” Job well done.
4. CARL BARAT (AND BASICALLY EVERYONE IN CAMDEN)
Brit rockstars get a little loving too, you know – especially when they’re up and coming. Camden Town in London is a vibrant hub of activity with a booming music scene. Bands like The Libertines, Arctic Monkeys and even Amy Winehouse cut their teeth performing at the pubs here…so it only makes sense that there is a barmaid with a couple of stories to tell. ‘I worked as a barmaid in various pubs in Camden Town for five years when it was indie central, so I got to hang around with a lot of bands. I got to know The Libertines fairly well just after Up the Bracket had been released and had a thing going on with Carl for a bit. He did a ton of coke and he dumped me for a fifteen year old girl. Julian Casablancas has a huge dick but was usually too fucked to get hard. Slept with Matt from The Arctic Monkeys, pretty average in bed but a great lad.’