8 Signs She’ll Be Hot In The Sack (And 7 That She’ll Be A Dud)
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You meet a hot babe. Maybe at work. Maybe at a club. Or a friend might set you up on a blind date. Now of course you want to have a good time. And for guys “a good time” means scoring. Scoring with a hot to trot chick is the gold medal of the dating game. So wouldn’t it be nice to know whether she’s going to be wild and wonderful or a dud between the sheets? Can it really be done? No way, you say. Yes way, we say. There are all kinds of clues. Scientists and research institutes study this kind of stuff. They actually spend good money to put out papers on things like how the ice cream flavour you like reveals your personality. Or whether wine drinkers or vodka drinkers are hotter in bed. We’ll go through the good stuff first and look at 8 things that mean she’s going to be a wild ride between the sheets. And then? Then comes the bad news. We’ll look at 7 factors that probably mean she’s going to be a complete and utter dud while doing the deed. It’s pretty easy when you know what to look for.
15. She’s Into Tequila, Vodka And Rum
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Well, not all three at the same time! But what you drink says a lot about your personality. Beer drinkers are very different from wine drinkers. And when you get to the hard stuff, what a girl chooses speaks volumes about what she’s going to be like in the sack. Vodka drinkers are usually independent and adventurous. Especially when they’ve had a few. And adventurous in bed is a very good thing. And what about tequila drinkers? Well, we are here to tell you that they are, according to Menshealth.com, “free spirited, outgoing and fun to be around.” If she drinks her tequila straight, look out. She’s going to party hard. Just make certain she doesn’t pass out before the fun begins. And if she drinks rum? It’s good news again, because rum drinkers are impulsive. They just do it.
14. She Is Confident
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What on earth has confidence got to do with being good in bed? Well if she is confident, she probably has very high self-esteem. And that confidence and positive attitude will almost certainly make her a good lover who isn’t afraid to try new things. She won’t be all shy and bashful when you are doing the deed. In the run up to taking her home, you can make it even better. How? You should compliment her. Saying things like”Wow, you are so pretty” or “You look great in that dress” will make her already healthy confidence even healthier. And that is going to mean she will be likely to do the deed with a lusty and “up for anything” attitude. Jessica O’Reilly wrote a book called Hot Sex Tips, Tricks and Licks. Yes, it’s a guide on how to do it. She says that compliments are likely to make your date a rockstar between the sheets.
13. She’s A Slow Eater
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So it’s a good thing if she’s a slow eater? We’ll go back to the O’Reilly book. She says that eating and doing it are “both primal and sensual experiences.” That means that if a chick wolfs down her burger, she’s probably going to be a wham bam kind of a babe in the sack. It’ll be over before you know what happened. The babe who eats slowly and savors the flavors of her food, is likely to be into carnal pleasures. It’ll go on for a long time then? Probably. She’ll almost certainly want to take her time, explore and enjoy. And that has to be a good thing for you. See, Dr. Jess is an expert, a s*xologist, who advises people on relationships and how to drive one another mad in bed. So after you’ve bought her a drink, ordered dinner, pray that she’s a really, really slow eater.
12. She’s A Licker Of Coffee Ice Cream
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After dinner, go for an ice cream. What she chooses will tell you lots about her personality. According to Reader’s Digest, if she orders strawberry ice cream, you should get worried. Same for rainbow sherbet. Strawberry lovers are introverts and rainbow sherbet girls are negative and pessimistic. It gets a little better with chocolate ice cream. Girls who lick the dark stuff are often “flirtatious and seductive”. But the jackpot of all ice creams is coffee ice cream. They are “lively and dramatic and approach life with gusto.” It gets even better: They totally live in the “passion of the moment”. They throw caution to the wind and go wild. And that has to be a good thing when you are at it. If she chooses coffee ice cream, get ready for a wild ride.
11. She’s Athletic
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It goes without saying that athletes are often great in bed. Why? Well, playing sports gives you confidence. An athlete knows their body and what it can do. Plus, they are used to performing and getting results. And all of that is totally wonderful when you are doing the deed. There’s more good news: an in-shape babe is going to have staying power and mind-blowing endurance. So, she’ll go on forever? Something like that. And lets not forget coordination and flexibility. You’ll be getting into some wild positions with the athletic chick. “Physical endurance, coordination, flexibility and strength can come in handy when you’re hanging off the chandelier or getting creative in tight spaces”, says Dr. Jess. Whoa. Hanging off a chandelier? Together or what?
10. She’s Orally Gifted
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So, vodka-swilling , self-confident, in-shape babes, who like coffee ice cream, are likely to be hot to trot in bed? That’s about the long and short of it. But before you get to that, give her a nice kiss. No, not a peck. But a long, lingering smooch. And pay close attention to how she uses her mouth and her tongue. That could tell you a lot about how she’ll perform other oral activities. Yes, we do mean that. If she’s using her tongue while kissing, she’s probably very orally proficient, if you catch our drift. You should also pay attention to how she licks her ice cream. What you want to see is slow, sensuous licking. Remember, slow eaters (and lickers) are likely to be very carnal and into the pleasures of the body. Hey, if the first kiss isn’t great, don’t worry. Sometimes it takes time to get used to one another and feel confident. Go in for another one.
9. You’re In Synch With Each Other
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Are you a slow mover or a fast mover? No, we don’t mean that. We mean literally do you make slow, deliberate motions or are you frenetic and fidgety? How do you talk? Fast, slow, loud, softly? If you are a slow mover who speaks softly and you meet a fidgety babe who talks loudly, look out. Why on earth does that matter? Well, there is a certain pace or rhythm when you do the deed. And your natural way of moving and talking will carry over to the sack. So, you are slow and gentle and she’s manic. It’s not going to work. However, let’s say you meet a girl for the first time. The two of you walk at the same pace and speak and gesture in the same way. There’s probably going to be a connection, a buzz that carries over to the bedroom.
8. She’s Great On The Dance Floor
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Another suggestion to help you read her “hot to trot” score: take her dancing. Dancing is a little bit like doing it. If a woman is energetic and self-confident on the dance floor, she’s likely to be energetic and self-confident when you slip beneath the sheets. Plus, a good dancer is likely to be in good shape. Meaning she can go on for a long, long time. And, let’s face it, doing the deed is a little bit like horizontal dancing, isn’t it? A girl with moves on the dance floor is going to drive you nuts with her gyrations in the sack. Once you’ve done the La La Land fast dance, go in for some slow dancing and just see how she uses her body against yours. It’ll be like doing it standing up. It’ll also tell you how she reacts to intimacy.
7. She’s Stuck In A Rut
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OK. Now for the bad news. Let’s run through some of the signs that say she might be a dud in bed. The babe who is stuck in a rut and bored is probably going to be the same in the sack. You want to try the new Thai restaurant and she wants to go to the same old burger joint. Or you are up for a bit of skinny dipping, but she says no way. The girl who is bored is going to be boring in bed. Trust us. She won’t be up for much other than you on top, with her staring at the ceiling. It’s just a fact: her lack of adventurousness will carry over to the bedroom. And don’t think you’re going to get her drunk as a way of liberating her wild side. Bored, stuck-in-a-rut babes make mean drunks. Get her drunk and she’s likely have a fit and storm off. Instead, go to a bar and pick up a confident, dance-mad vodka drinker. And hope the boring babe is gone for good.
6. She Drinks Wine
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If a guy orders wine, it’s a good thing. It’s like he doesn’t have to put on a macho show by chugging beer or knocking back whiskey. He is probably confident and comfortable with himself. It also probably means he graduated from college and is a professional. But if a girl orders wine, look out because she’s almost certainly unadventurous and less likely to take risks. And in the sack, you totally want a risk taker, don’t you? And the most boring of all wines for a girl to drink? It has to be Chardonnay. If she goes in for some Australian or South American wine, it’s a little better. Instead, go for the tequila, vodka or rum drinking chick. She’ll be the life and soul of the party at the party and, afterwards, in bed. Just make certain she doesn’t pass out early and spoil the fun.
5. The Babe Is A Couch Potato
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Cuddling or making out on the sofa is a good thing. If the sofa is big enough, you can go on to do it right there in front of the TV. But a girl who doesn’t take care of herself and is, in fact, kind of a couch potato is a bad thing. The reasons are pretty obvious. She won’t be in shape and have endurance and strength when you do the deed. She won’t be flexible and able to do things like hang from chandeliers. No, we don’t understand that one either. Plus, she’s probably going to be pretty darn unadventurous when you get down to doing it. Let’s face it: she’s likely just to lie there and think of her shopping list. She won’t be into new or kinky things or positions. And, trust us, you’ll get bored with her pretty fast. No, go for Wonder Woman and enjoy the ride.
4. She Is A Door Mat
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You think you’ve died and gone to heaven. You’re out on a first date with a hot babe. She does whatever you say. She never speaks up and tells you what she thinks. Whatever you say goes. Whoa, you are saying, sounds like paradise. Well, think again. The submissive, door mat babe is going to be a door mat in bed. She’s just going to lie there and take it. Like some kind of limp dishrag. She probably won’t even bother to fake an org*sm. And that’s terrible. And afterwards? She’s going to tell you how amazing it was. It’ll be great at first. But you’ll get bored with her pretty fast. Go for the confident ones who speak their mind, drink tequila and . . . Well, you know the drill by now. Resist the temptation to feed your ego with a submissive babe. You’ll have to work it a little harder. But it’ll be a lot more fun in the long run.
3. She’s Just Not Listening
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You are out with a girl from work. She’s way hot. And all the guys in the restaurant are giving you envious looks. She orders wine. Oops. So, you try to break the ice by telling her a funny joke. Even the girl at the next table giggles when you finish. Your date? She looks at her fingernails. So, then you talk about your vacation to Mexico. She interrupts you and says she wants more Chardonnay. Double oops. And if and when she starts talking, she won’t stop. She talks about her friends. Her car. Her everything. Run away. If she can’t listen and respond to what you say, how do you think it’s going to go in bed? It’ll be a total disconnect. You’ll be zigging when she’s zagging. And she’s going to be a selfish lover to boot. No, chicks who talk more than they listen are probably going to be lousy in the sack. After all, it’s all about them.
2. It’s My Way Or Else
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This kind of babe has one way of doing things: her way. She has a list of rules as long as your arm. Things have to be just so for her to be happy. Well, she’s almost never happy. But sometimes she stops being mad at everything and everybody for a second or two. Stay away from a woman like that. She’ll be lousy in bed and make your life a misery. Trust us, she will not have an adventurous bone in her body. The s*x will be as uptight as she is. And don’t think you can change her. Why? Because, of course, she thinks she is absolutely perfect the way she is. She probably thinks it’s you who is the moron. And don’t even think about trying to tell her a joke. She won’t get it and will think you’re stupid for telling it. “Get me another glass of wine,” is all you’ll get out of her.
1. She Brags About How Hot She Is In Bed
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Now, we know that it’s usually guys who hint about how hot they are in the sack. It’s called bragging. But girls do it too. And just like the guy who brags about his prowess, the girl who brags is almost certainly either lying or delusional. She tells you how guys go wild with her. She hints that she has some tricks up her sleeves that will drive you mad. The boys just can’t get enough of her, she tells you. And when you get her in the sack, what happens? It’s a snooze fest. No, if she has to tell you she is amazing while doing it, she’s living in a fantasy world. She’ll be unimaginative in bed. She’ll also probably be selfish. And that all important first kiss? It’ll last a millisecond. She’ll pull away fast. Oh dear.
Sources: mensfitness.com, rd.com, amazon.com, collegetimes.com, yourtango.com
